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Perkataan Perkataan Mutiara Lucu + Gokil Terbaru 2018

Perkataan Perkataan Mutiara Lucu + Gokil Terbaru 2017 - Sahabat Pena, kali ini admin mau berbagi rangkain Perkataan Perkataan mutiara Lucu yang mana Perkataan Perkataan mutiara lucu yaitu salah satu jalan yang terbaik untuk melewati pekerjaan anda dengan tegang. Dengan Perkataan Perkataan yang lelucon dan humor buat anda menjadi pekerjaan anda seperti terasa cuman sifatnya refreshing/hiburan. Tak hanya sekedar humoran dan guyonan akan tetapi juga menjadi motivasi dan inspirasi buat anda. Namun, wajib anda catat bahwa Perkataan Perkataan ini hanyalah candaan dan humor aja bukan untuk mejatuhkan dan mengklaim bahkan mencaci dari golongan manapun. Tetap berfikir positif bahwa ini yaitu guyonan semata dan untuk menjadikan hidup anda lebih enjoy dan fun.

Perkataan Perkataan Mutiara Lucu + Gokil Terbaru 2018

“Anda wajib mencitai Fauna sebab dia membagikan kelezatan dan kenikmatan”

“Jangan boros terhadap air, bila anda ingin mandi berdualah anda itu yaitu salah satu jalan menghemat air. Lebih banyak juga lebih bagus. Kalau wajib buatlah kolam dan isilah air, semua kegiatan yang membutuhrkan air maka rendamlah barang itu didalam kolam berisi air tersebut.”

andangilah langit sebagai kebesaran tuhan, pandangilah laut sebagai anugrah tuhan, dan pandangilah cermin sebagai KUTUKAN TUHAN.

Carilah istri yang SALEHA (Suka Lupa Pake Beha) supaya jadi SAKINAH (Sekali tersambar Ingin Nambah) & jadilah suami yang SIAGA (Siap Antem Pakai Gaya Apa aja).

Wanita cantik bukan menjadi Agunan kehidupan kita menyenangkan, apalagi yang jelek.

bila anda dilempar batu oleh seseorang, janganlah melempar balik kepadanya. Balaslah dengan senyuman dan lempar bunga kepadanya.. Tapi usahakan potnya Turut terlempar.

Beberapa orang sering mengumpakan dirinya dengan binatang, misalnya Singa, Serigala, Macan, Ayam, dan BABI.

“Ada 3 jenis cinta yang Tak akan Demisioner. Cinta tuhan kepada umatnya, cinta orang tua kepada anaknya, dan yang terakhir yaitu Cinta Fitri”

“Nanti kalau naik motor kamu pegangan sama aku yah, kalau kamu jatuh nanti aku dikira buang sampah sembarangan lagi”

“Dilihat dari garis wajah, jangankan aura-aura Kejam. Aura kasih pun kalah dengan kecantikanmu”

“Setiap kali aku mengingatmu, aku semakin rindu padamu. Untuk melepaskan rasa rindu itu, maka akan kupeluk boneka monyetku ini”

“Tiap detik, tiap menit, tiap jam, tiap hari, tiap minggu, tiap bulan dan tiap tahun aku Tak akan pernah berubah, sebab aku bukanlah Power Ranger”

Orang Bijak taat pajak, orang Kejam makan pajak , orang gila engga di ajak.

Gajah mati meninggalkan gading.
Harimau mati meninggalkan belang.
Manusia mati meninggalkan utang kartu kredit

sedikit bicara banyak bekerja.sedikit bekerja Tak Bisa bicara.

bila anda bercinta Tak sampe puncak.
Disarankan anda Tak bercinta pada hari libur, sebab puncak macet.

bila jauh kenanglah aku. bila dekat peluklah aku.
Dikala kau sedih sebutlah namaku.
Dikala kau menangis usaplah air matamu.

Dan ingatlah padaku. sebab aku, penjual tisu.

No men no women
No women no love
No love no children
No children no school
No school no homework
No homework no problem

Cantik itu RELATIF, Jelek itu ABSOLUT


“apabila anda gagal hari ini, jangan pernah menyerah.
Ulangi terus kegagalan anda hingga boss anda menyerah.”

“Jangan lakukan kesalahan seperti keledai.
Jadi apabila besok pagi Anda terlambat masuk kantor……
maka janganlah Anda terlambat (lagi) saat pulangnya”.

“Kesuksesan Bisa diraih sebab usaha…
Usaha ada krn kemauan…
Kemauan tercipta krn ada cita²…
Cita² berasal dari mimpi…
Mimpi ada krn Tidur…
So…
bila ingin sukses marilah kita tidur…”

“bila modal usaha Anda Demisioner utk aktivitas usaha Anda,
setor terus modal Anda sekalipun Tak mendatangkan hasil”

“Tak ada pekerjaan yg berat di dunia ini.
Pekerjaan Seberat Apapun Akan Terasa Ringan Apabila Tak Dikerjakan”

Tugas kita bukanlah untuk sukses.
Tugas kita yaitu untuk mencoba walaupun anda tahu anda Tak akan pernah sukses.
sebab ke-sukses-an hanya milik DORA the explorer…
sukses! sukses! sukses! HORE!!!

Hanya sedikit orang yang mempunyai karakter Tak iri hati apabila melihat temannya sukses.
Jagalah jangan hingga jenis tersebut punah. Mari kita lestarikan!

apabila anda belum menemkan pekerjaan yang sesuai dengan bakat anda,

bakatilah apapun pekerjaan anda sekarang.

Jikalau wajib, daftarkan diri anda di Indonesia Mencari Bakat.

Anda akan tampil secemerlang yang berbakat walaupun Tak berbakat. Selamat berjuang.


uang bukan segalanya.

berlatih membuat kita menjadi sempurna,
tapi Tak ada manusia yang sempurna,
jadi buat apa kita susah payah berlatih?

belajar buat kita pinter
pinter buat kita sukses
sukses buat kita kaya
kaya buat kita Arogan
Arogan di benci oleh tuhan
MAKANYA KITA GA USAH BELAJAR!!..

wanita cantik bukan menjadi Agunan kehidupan kita menyenangkan
apalagi yang jelek.

masa depan itu bagaimana nanti
masa depan itu nanti bagaimana
jadi bingung

Lihatlah langit untuk mengetahui kebesaran Tuhan. Lihatlah laut untuk mengenal kekuasaan Tuhan. Pandanglah cermin untuk mengerti arti Kutukan Tuhan.

bila ada orang menyebutmu jelek, jangalah berputus asa, belum tentu orang tersebut berkata bohong.

Wanita cantik bukan Agunan untuk kehidupan bahagia dan menyenangkan, apalagi yang jelek.

banyak belajar banyak lupa, sedikit belajar sedikit lupa, Tak belajar Tak lupa

belajar buat kita pinter
pinter buat kita sukses
sukses buat kita kaya
kaya buat kita Arogan
Arogan di benci oleh tuhan
MAKANYA KITA GA USAH BELAJAR!!..

Banyak Hapal = Banyak Lupa
Sedikit Hapal = Sedikit Lupa
jadi mending, Ga Hapal = Ga da yg Lupa

blajar itu pake buku, buku itu dari kertas, kertas dari Ebonit..
mari kita dukung anti global warming dengan Tak blajar memakai buku,..wkwkw

wanita cantik bukan menjadi Agunan kehidupan kita menyenangkan
apalagi yang jelek....

"Cewe Cantik Ngga Ada Yang Jomblo"
"Cewe Jomblo Ngga Ada Yang Cantik"


Cantik itu relevan
tapi
Jelek can be ABSOLUT!

ga belajar ya bego,,,
kalo bego ya ga sukses,,
kalo ga sukses ya miskin,, kalo miskin ya hina,,
kalo hina ya di benci tuhan dn manusia,,
makanya belajar,,,

cantik itu relatif
tergantung letak kamera dan intensitas cahaya


buat cewek2 kalo cari cowo itu liat dari HATI nya

HArta dan properTI


cw cantik itu ga selalu lihat co dari tampang nya, melainkan dari kePRIBADIAN nya.
mobil PRIBADI, vila PRIBADI, pesawat PRIBADI !!

cinta itu buta
buta itu mata
mata itu bulat
bulat itu telor
telor itu kuning
kuning itu e'ee
berati, cinta itue'ee

Banyak baca jd banyak bingung,
Banyak bingung jd banyak tanya,
Banyak tanya jd ngesein orang,
kesimpulan : Banyak baca jd ngeselin orang !

"belajar supaya pintar"
"pintar supaya kerja"
"kerja supaya kaya "
"kaya supaya kikir"
"kikir masuk neraka"
"ngapain kita belajar?"


"UANG ITU BUKAN BUKAN SEGALA2NYA...
"TAPI SEGALA2NYA BUTUH UANG...'

kegagalan yaitu keberhasilan yang tertunda.
jadi
kebohongan yaitu kejujuran yang tertunda.


malu bertanya sesat di jalan, terlalu banyak tanya = malu-maluin.


kebohongan yaitu kejujuran yang tertunda.


uang Tak Bisa membeli kebahagian, akan tetapi punya uang lebih bahagia daripada Tak punya.

Sepandai-pandai menyimpan Istri Muda, akhirnya Tua juga.


Latihan membawa kesempurnaan, tapi tiada orang yang sempurna, jadi ngapain latihan?


Ringan sama dijinjing, berat elu yang bawa.

Sesungguhnya beruntunglah orang-orang jomblo, sebab Bisa menikmati siaran langsung sepakbola liga Inggris tiap malam minggu.

"apabila anda gagal hari ini, jangan pernah menyerah. Ulangi terus kegagalan anda hingga boss anda menyerah."

"Jangan lakukan kesalahan seperti keledai. Jadi apabila besok pagi Anda terlambat masuk kantor......maka janganlah Anda terlambat (lagi) saat pulangnya".

"Kesuksesan Bisa diraih sebab usaha…
Usaha ada krn kemauan…
Kemauan tercipta krn ada cita²…
Cita² berasal dari mimpi…
Mimpi ada krn Tidur…
So…
bila ingin sukses marilah kita tidur…"

"bila modal usaha Anda Demisioner utk aktivitas usaha Anda, setor terus modal Anda sekalipun Tak mendatangkan hasil"

"Tak ada pekerjaan yg berat di dunia ini. Pekerjaan Seberat Apapun Akan Terasa Ringan Apabila Tak Dikerjakan"

"saat Dilanda Kesulitan Keuangan.... Jangan pernah menyerah .... Benturkan lah kepala anda ditembok atau batu maka akan keluar duit ..."

Tugas kita bukanlah untuk sukses. Tugas kita yaitu untuk mencoba walaupun anda tahu anda Tak akan pernah sukses. sebab ke-sukses-an hanya milik DORA the explorer...
sukses! sukses! sukses! HORE!!!

Hanya sedikit orang yang mempunyai karakter Tak iri hati apabila melihat temannya sukses. Jagalah jangan hingga jenis tersebut punah. Mari kita lestarikan!

apabila anda belum menemkan pekerjaan yang sesuai dengan bakat anda, bakatilah apapun pekerjaan anda sekarang. Jikalau wajib, daftarkan diri anda di Indonesia Mencari Bakat. Anda akan tampil secemerlang yang berbakat walaupun Tak berbakat. Selamat berjuang.

Kalau Anda belum Bisa mencapai no 1 pada bisnis Anda.. Tembakkan Rudal kepada orang yang di depan Anda.

saat anda gagal mencapai impian anda, jangan pernah berhenti untuk terus mencoba hingga akhirnya tak ada lagi kekuatan untuk mencobanya

Setiap malam aku kengen kamu.
Di waktu Pagi aku merindukan kamu.
Tetkala siang aku slalu teringat kamu
Bahkan di waktu sore pun aku kepikiran kamu
Pleas!!!!kirimin pulsa untukku,supaya aku Bisa mengingat mu selamanya

Setelah JABOTABEK pemerintah akan membuat program 3 kota bersaudara ( Three sister cities ) yaitu NGAWI – CENGKARENG – CIOMAS yang apabila disingkat menjadi NGACENGMAS


Teman sejati selalu berbagi, kalo saya jadi laut, kamu jadi ikan, saya jadi kumbang kamu jadi bunga, saya jadi matahari kamu jadi bumi, kalo saya jadi tarzan, kamu mau jadi monyetnya?

cinta yang tUlus itU. . . .
berani terBang mesKi tau akaN terjatUh. . ,
berani berharap meski tau akan kecewa. . .
berani meNcintai meski tau akan terluka. .
dan berani berkorbAn meski tau akan siA-siA. .


Cinta itu buta, buta itu gelap, gelap asik, lantas bila bercinta didalam ke gelapan ajah, lebih asik.

Cinta sejati yaitu cinta yang Tak wajib alasan. bego ajah menyukai Tak punya alasan.

Wanita yang kerap mabuk serta keluar malam Tak pas jadikan istri, tutur mario teguh. bagaimana apabila lelaki yang keluar malam serta suka mabuk ? mereka terus Bisa jadi suami.

Kebahagiaan ada pada dirimu, oleh sebab itu jangan hingga melacak kebahagiaan pada orang lain.

Sahabat yg bagus yakni sahabat yg Bisa mendaratkan pukulannya di pipi mu untuk menyadarkanmu.

Menerima ajakan seseorang untuk berpacaran yakni obat untuk menghilangkan kebimbangan.

Cintailah tetanggamu sebagaimana anda suka istrimu, akan tetapi awas jangan hingga ketahuan mertua atau istri, Bisa-Bisa di tampar.

Uang Tak Bisa beli kebahagian, akan tetapi mempunyai uang lebih bahagia daripada Tak mempunyai

Sepandai-pandai menyimpan istri muda, setelah itu tua juga.


kamu Tak akan Bisa berbohong kepada hatimu sendiri, tapi kamu pasti Bisa berbohong kepada pacarmu.

Berhentilah mencari seorang yg sempurna. Cukup cari orang yg punya uang, mobil dan rumah.

Jangan berubah hanya sebab ingin dicintai seseorang, cukup pakai topengmu aja.

berhentilah mengeluh, sebab orang yang disampingmu lebih suka engkau menggalau daripada mengeluh.

Cobalah melihat pada sisi yg tak terlihat. bila tetap tak terlihat, cobalah nyalakan lampu.

Berpikirlah sebanyak2nya kau mau, tapi jangan makan sebanyak engkau berpikir.

Pengkhianatan ibarat jelangkung, datang tak diundang, dan susah untuk disuruh pergi.

Fenomena terpahit yaitu Fenomena yang tak setinggi Asa itu. Jadi jangan terlalu tinggi menggantung Asa.

Pengkhianat terbesar yaitu Asa kosong. Makanya lebih bagus memberi Asa palsu daripada Asa kosong.

Jangan biasakan dirimu tergantung pd orang lain, apalagi bergantung dipohon sambil makan pisang.

Jangan menilai seseorang dari masa lalu. terkadang, mereka yg punya masa lalu buruk mampu menciptakan masa depan yg lebih buruk lagi.

Terkadang kita membutuhkan kesendirian untuk merenungi hidup, tapi berhati-hatilah ketawa sendiri nanti disangka gila.

Ada saatnya kita menjadi manusia yang kuat tapi ada kalanya kita menjadi manusia yang sok kuat.

Kehidupan yang manis, selalu punya masa lalu. Kehidupan yang pahit, selalu ingin cepat2 ke masa depan.

Jgn berhenti 'tuk melangkah, apalagi saat melintas sendirian di kuburan pada malam hari.

bila Tuhan belum menjawab doamu, bersabarlah, dan ingat bukan cuma kamu yg berdoa.

Kenanglah masa lalu sebagai pelajaran berharga, bila Tak ada yg berharga dari masa lalumu, coba cari dimasa lalu orang lain.

Hidup yg Tak seimbang itu yaitu hidup dengan kegalauan.

Cemburu Asterik cinta, Marah tandanya sayang, Kalau "curiga" ciri2 bakal ada perang dunia ke 3.

Jangan mencari orang yg sempurna. Tapi carilah orang yg Bisa memperbaiki keturunanmu.

Kamu itu penyayang binatang ya? Sudah tau dia buaya, masih aja kamu pertahankan.

Pacaran itu wajib seperti pelajaran kimia, bukan cuma teori tapi ada praktek juga.

Pengalaman yaitu guru terbaik, tapi guru yang bagus belum tentu berpengalaman.

pacaran: aku sayang kamu. | LDR: aku kangen kamu. | jomblo: akuu ini siapaaaa, yaaa tuhaan?

3 hal yg bikin seseorang Tak disukai : Otak yg kosong, Omong kosong & dompet yg kosong.

Akhirnya mata Bisa terpejam setelah meneguk sedikit cairan anti serangga. Nite..

Tak Bisa tidur sebab Demisioner nonton bola, trus team yg didukung kalah, dan tak punya uang untuk bayar sewa bola besok pagi

Satu hal yang membuat mata tak Bisa terpejam, gimana aku Bisa membuat pacarmu percaya padaku untuk menjagamu.

supaya kita Bisa
Kuterpana memandang matamu
nafasku pun berhenti
jantungku berdegup keras
benarkah semua yang kurasakan ini?
kuberanikan diri bertanya padamu...
kau kentut ya?

Duh aduh emang asik punya pacar tetangga, ntar tidur dirumahmu yang :P

Budi kencing di kamar mandi Publik, berhubung nggak ada uang kembaliannya, penjaganya berkata, maaf mas nggak ada kembaliannya sebaiknya mas kencing lagi deh!


When i see baby, i remember "TEDDY BEAR DOLL".
When i see a little girl, i remember "BARBIE DOLL".
yet when i see u, i remember "PANADOL"


Kubuka paha itu lebar-lebar, trus kujilati dgn lembut dan perlahan-Area, kugigit pelan-pelan, trus ku emut-emut... AAACH... betapa nikmat nya PAHA AYAM

Sabar itu capek
sabar itu pegel
sabar itu emosi
sabar itu kesel
sabar itu susah.
Tapiiii...
Sabar itu INDAH..
Indahnya kapan??
SABAR

bila kamu tak mampu menghargai dirimu sendiri, maka takkan ada yang mau membeli mu.

Hargai orang lain, sebesar harga yang mereka tawarkan kepada kamu. kalo kemahalan, tawarlah sedikit.

Jangan hiraukan mereka yg berbicara di belakangmu, sebab mungkin aja bukan kamu yang dibicarakan.

Hidup penuh pilihan. tapi kamu Bisa memilih untuk Tak memilih.

Jangan biarkan belenggu kesedihan menutup jalanmu Futuristis masa depan, Cepet minta kuncinya pada pak polisi.

Ambil pelajaran dari masa lalu, tinggalkan sisanya untuk orang lain.

setelah bertanya lalu sesat itu lebih memalukan ..

Hormatilah wanita bila kau inginkan kehormatannya.

"uang itu bukan bukan segala2nya..." tapi segala2nya butuh uang...

Malu bertanya sesat di jalan, bertanya terus memalukan.

malu bertanya, ya ga usah tanya.

Tak ada maling yang tak ketangkep.

Kebodohan itu sebenarnya Tak ada yang ada yaitu Anemia cerdas..

Orang bodoh yaitu orang yang Tak mau mengakui kebodohannya dan bangga akan kebodohannya. Dasar Bodoh!!!

Orang yang bodoh yaitu saya orang yang cerdas yaitu kamu #sokbijak

Orang yang bodoh yaitu orang yang lebih mengutamakan emosi daripada akal sehatnya.

Orang yang bodoh yaitu orang yang tak pandai dalam membaca situasi.

Orang yang bodoh yaitu orang yang memuja nama besarnya.

Orang bodoh yaitu orang yang bertahan dalam ketinggian ego.

Pas lagi capek ada yang mijitin, pas lagi kangen ada yang nyamperin, pas lagi bokek ada yang nagih hutang.

Seorang pengemis telah menemukan buku porno dijalan, tiba2x dibukalah buku tersebut “Ya Tuhan”, “Ya ampun”, Ya abissss.

Sisi positif merokok sebenernya banyak: positif kanker, positif impoten, positif masalah kehamilan dan janin…

bila ada yang menghina anda, diamkan aja dan serahkan kepada Tuhan, dan katakan nanti Tuhan yang balas.

Sekali mendayung, Dua tiga hari pegelnya ga hilang - hilang..

Dibutuhkan Heroisme besar bg seorg laki" u/ menangis, tp dibutuhkan pria dgn badan yg lebih besar lg jka ingin ngetawain pria yg sedang nangis.

Kenapa cewe kalo abis bangun tidur ngucek" mata? sebab mereka ga punya kantong menyan buat digaruk".

Orang Amerika kentut bilang, "EXCUSE ME". Orang Singapore kentut bilang, "I'M SORRY". Orang Indonesia kentut,bilang, "NOT ME!! NOT ME!!"

Ortuku bilang, Jangan pernah km berkata bohong sama orang, Makanya aq gk akan bohong sama km kalo aq bener2 mencintai kamu.

Sedikit bicara banyak bekerja, sedikit bekerja Tak Bisa bicara.

Gajah mati meninggal gading, harimau mati meninggalkan belang, manusia mati meninggalkan utang.

Tak ada gading yang tak retak, Tak ada Interaksi tanpa pertengkaran.

Buang lah galau pada tempatnya..

Semakin banyak belajar, semakin banyak yang kita tahu, Semakin banyak yang kita tahu, semakin banyak yang kita lupa, Semakin banyak yang kita lupa, semakin sedikit yang kita tahu. Jadi kenapa kita sibuk belajar ?

Gara gara nila setitik,. Rusak susu sebelanga… Gara gara si nona cantik… Lupa aku pake celana.

Berlatih membuat kita menjadi sempurna, tapi Tak ada manusia yang sempurna, jadi buat apa kita susah payah berlatih?

Jangan pernah jatuh cinta sama sekampung, sebab satu aja sudah repot, bagaimana kalau satu kampung..??

Berakit-rakit dahulu berenang-renang ke tepian…bersakit-sakit dahulu, meriang-meriang setelah itu.

Pakaian itu yaitu pagar pelindung, Pagar seharusnya melindungi tanpa menghalangi pemandangan yang indah.

Saya Tak ngiler dengan harta atau tahta…tapi saya ngiler kalo tidur miring.

Menahan gelak tawa itu Tak sehat. Gelak tawa akan turun ke bawah dan membasahi celana Anda. – P. Valery.

Sayang… tadi pagi aku Tak Bisa makan sebab merindukan kamu, siangnya juga Tak makan sebab memikirkan kamu, dan malamnya aku Tak Bisa tidur sebab kelaparan.

Ingin hati memegang gunung, tapi apa daya milik tetangga.
Kegagalan yaitu kesuksesan yang tertunda…kebohongan yaitu kejujuran yang tertunda.

Orang bijaksana Tak menikah, Setelah menikah mereka menjadi bijak sana dan bijak sini.
Diam itu emas, emas itu kuning, kuning itu tai, jadi diam-diam cepirit.

Cara terbaik untuk mewujudkan impianmu yaitu bangun dari tidur. – P. Valery.

“Cinta yaitu buta, buta yaitu mata, mata yaitu bulat, bulat yaitu telor, telor yaitu kuning, kuning yaitu e’ee, makanya cinta yaitu e’ee.”

“Gagal yaitu sukses yang belum terwujudkan dan kebohongan yaitu kejujuran yang belum terwujudkan.”

“Terlalu banyak yang optimis akhirnya jadinya pesimis”

“bila anda ingin terlihat kurus maka berkumpullah dengan orang-orang yang gemuk”

“bila anda ingin terlihat cantik dan gagah maka berkumpullha dengan orang-orang yang jelek.”

“Pria sukses yaitu pria yang bekerja untuk menghasilkan uang dan wanita yang sukses yaitu wanita yang menemukan pria untuk menghabiskan uang.”

“Banyak bekerja sedikit bicara, Tak Bisa bicara sedikit bekerja”

“Sejago-jagonya anda menyimpan istri muda pasti akhirnya akan menjadi tua juga.”

“Jangan pernah jatuh cinta dengan satu kampus, sebab satu aja repot bagaimana dengan satu kampus.”

“Setiap laki-laki yang sukses pasti ada wanita dibelakngnya, dan bila ada laki-laki yang Tak sukses berarti dibelakangnya ada apa,..”

“Becilah terhadapselingkuhanmu tapi jangan hingga tertangkap basah sebab bila tertangkap basah berarti kamu sekarang lagi mandi.”

“Orang yang bijaksana Tak menikah , lebih-lebih pada yang bijak sana dan bijak sini maka hidupnya akan jomblo terus menerus.”

“Masa depanmu tergantung mimpimu, maka pergilah tidur supaya masa depanmu Bisa kamu temukan.”

“Pekerjaan yang berat akan menjadi bila ringan bila anda Tak mengerjakannya”

“Perempuan yang cantik Tak akan menjadi Agunan dalam kehidupan anda menjadi bahagia, lebih-lebih buat perempuan yang jelek.”

“Tak ada yang jomblo perempuan yang cantik, perempuan yang jomblo Tak ada yang cantik.”

Nah itulah rangkaian Perkataan Perkataan mutiara lucu yang Bisa admin sampaikan pada kesempatan kali, semoga menjadi motivasi dan inspirasi serta bermanfaat bagi sahabat semua saat sedang galau biar terhibu,

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